Tazar Tumblz

Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you.

cheeburga:

I don’t need anyone else, I don’t want anyone else. I have everything I’ve ever needed in her, and everything I’ve ever wanted. She can beat my ass in games I thought I was untouchable in. We can sit down, and talk for hours about anything. She lived 15 minutes away this whole time.


Note for Ron: She’s an Arby’s girl too.

The Crying Game 2: Role Reversal

It’s a tough job being the lord of the fields.

Blehmeng, in about 20 years 10 years 5 years 6 months 4 hours ago

I was very scared that New Moon was gonna outdo Dark Knights box office record this weekend, because if working in a mall full of dumbasses has taught me anything, it’s 1) women are fucking stupid and 2) women like stupid shit. So it’s very, very good to see that Twilight pulled nowhere near Dark Knight’s numbers.

Fuck Twilight.

whateveryoucallit:

Despite starring Kristen “Boy-Face” Stewart, Panic Room does a great job of showing off Jodie Foster’s rack. Part of me wants to think that it was all a complex plan by David Fincher for just that purpose.

LOOK OUT OBAMA! TOLO IS GONNA TRY TO IMPRESS JODIE FOSTER.

Black20 knocks it out of the park yet again.