May 2013
I'm really good with engagement announcements
Bryan: congrats on the engagement you shit fucking nerd
Teddy: That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
Bryan: good. so i get to be flower girl right
Teddy: We would be honored
Bryan: i will only be flower girl if you allow me to wear a purple full body spandex suit, a tutu, and a dokken 1992 US tour shirt down the aisle
Teddy: I'll.need to see pics first
Bryan: i should point out that i dont think dokken actually toured in 1992 and the tour shirt for them is actually a beefy hanes white t that ive spray painted dokken spelled wrong on the front and "My ass 05/19/1992" on the back
Marvel Heroes is pretty god damn great. Spent about 6 hours or so playing it today, and despite some expected beta hangups, the game is super solid. Can’t wait to get into it when it officially releases.
April 2013
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Sorry, every other woman. You have forever been ruined for me by the unfathomable glory that was Rose Leslie in last night’s Game of Thrones.
How I know I have an awesome future at my job: even the janitor lady drives a 2012 Mercedes.
ronworkman:
The origin of American Southern...
thatssodaisy:
Since when was this
more beautiful than this
Reblog to end the impossible standards set by the media. All burgers are beautiful.
