January 2012
WatchBen Heck has invented a device that will allow you to store a Hot Pocket on your xbox 360 controller, and then allow you to eat it without ever having to pause the game.
And who said the American Dream is dead?
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Baking cheesy bread pizza and watching DBZ on Hulu...
I’m fairly certain Digiorno’s profits rely entirely on insomnia-stricken 20somethings.
Burn in hell, Joe Pa
Yes, let’s take today to sing the praises of a man who allowed a disgusting, deplorable man to sexual molest young children for several horrible years.
On this day, let’s forgive him for knowingly allow this to happen but doing nothing about it, because football. Football > the molestation of children.
I know it's probably her most famous song,...
The subtext of posting At Last by Etta James seems a bit…too soon.
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People are always saying "No one's looking at you...
fridaynight-res-at-dorsia:
But seriously, that can’t be true. I stare at/judge EVERYONE at the gym. I can not be the only person in the world to be in there checking out asses and saying things like “Oh this bitch is only in here cause it’s January” to myself.
Come on! The gym is MADE for judgement.
Every woman in yoga pants when I’d go to the gym immediately became a hot topic of...
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WatchIt wasn’t the cast, the director, the story, or the acting that convinced me that “Salmon Fishing in the Yemen” was the No. 1 contender for this year’s Oscar for Best Film.
It was this single line.
Holy shitfuck, why did nobody tell me to try out...
QTE’s be damned, if the game is half as bad ass as the two playable chapters in the demo are, it’s gonna be my god damned game of the year.
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Anonymous asked: is it you knoking on my wall?
Anonymous asked: is your name markus?
My takeaways from watching 3 seasons of "United...
The good:
Brie Larson. Holy flying shitfucks.
The bad:
Shame that Showtime canceled it just when it was getting to it’s own conclusion. I think if they had given the show one more season to finish itself out it could have been great.
The ugly:
What the fuck happened to Joey Lauren Adams? She was everyone’s crush after Mallrats and Big Daddy, but over the last decade or so, her...
December 2011
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That Thing You Do is on Netflix Instant
BRB, it’s about to become super gay in my bedroom for about 2 hours.
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darrenhupke:
The Last Guardian is cancelled… ...
