February 2012
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People are excited for Episode One 3D?
You people realize that this isn’t a new Star Wars movie, right? It’s Episode One. You know, that shitty one from 13 years ago with that shitty alien everyone hated in it. And that shitty kid everyone hated. And that one awesome Sith that everyone loved which is why Lucas decided he should devote more screen time to that shitty fucking podracing sequence then Darth Maul and then...
Snuff Box is now available on Netflix Instant
I honestly shouldn’t have to say anything more.
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Lore Errors in the Mass Effect: Deception Novel →
Alternatively titled: Why Nerds Will Never Breakout Of Their “Virgin Shut-in” Stereotype
there is something wrong with my family's laundry...
tampontears:
its like having tom waits dry our cloths
I have no idea what that means but I just about shit myself laughing at it.
New Super Sunday ritual
Go to Buffalo Wild Wings one hour after the big game is over. Order 12 wings, and watch the waitresses in the empty building try to make it look like they’re busy.
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butmac replied to your photo: So it’s been about 2 years since I fawned over the…
Next time you call MMA gay - I’m going to take solace in the fact that I’ve never said - “and who is currently hot in the music scene.” We jab at each other cause we love each other folks!
Fair point, except you’ve also said these:
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The Crackle app for the Xbox 360 now finally allows Xbox fanboys to watch the brilliant Sony Playstation reality show The Tester from the comfort of their own 360.
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The only downside to having an internet crush on...
She almost definitely only dates bangs black dudes.
January 2012
My neighbor is having a psychological breakdown on...
What started out as an update of “I’m watching The Mentalist. This can’t be true. No way” has devolved into him critiquing, and subsequently hating, everything on television, then just everything, period.
This has been the most entertaining Monday night I’ve had in quite a long time.
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My takeaway from watching 2 seasons of Kitchen...
Every restaurant in New Jersey is god awful.
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WatchBen Heck has invented a device that will allow you to store a Hot Pocket on your xbox 360 controller, and then allow you to eat it without ever having to pause the game.
And who said the American Dream is dead?
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Baking cheesy bread pizza and watching DBZ on Hulu...
I’m fairly certain Digiorno’s profits rely entirely on insomnia-stricken 20somethings.
Burn in hell, Joe Pa
Yes, let’s take today to sing the praises of a man who allowed a disgusting, deplorable man to sexual molest young children for several horrible years.
On this day, let’s forgive him for knowingly allow this to happen but doing nothing about it, because football. Football > the molestation of children.