I'm really good with engagement announcements
Bryan: congrats on the engagement you shit fucking nerd
Teddy: That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
Bryan: good. so i get to be flower girl right
Teddy: We would be honored
Bryan: i will only be flower girl if you allow me to wear a purple full body spandex suit, a tutu, and a dokken 1992 US tour shirt down the aisle
Teddy: I'll.need to see pics first
Bryan: i should point out that i dont think dokken actually toured in 1992 and the tour shirt for them is actually a beefy hanes white t that ive spray painted dokken spelled wrong on the front and "My ass 05/19/1992" on the back
Marvel Heroes is pretty god damn great. Spent about 6 hours or so playing it today, and despite some expected beta hangups, the game is super solid. Can’t wait to get into it when it officially releases.
Sorry, every other woman. You have forever been ruined for me by the unfathomable glory that was Rose Leslie in last night’s Game of Thrones.
How I know I have an awesome future at my job: even the janitor lady drives a 2012 Mercedes.
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