December 2009
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Let's not get ahead of ourselves about 2010,...
Just keep this in mind. Paris Hilton is 29 years old in 2010.
Here are a short list of people who did more for the world in less than 27 years who died before her, feel free to add yourself more:
Janis Joplin
Jim Morrison
Kurt Cobain
Jimi Hendrix
Brian Jones
So long as that racist whore is still alive, the world will still be a cold, horrible place.
Watchjonahray:
FAN MADE SUPER MARIO AD.
I seriously teared up and got the chills….
Hoppipola = easiest song to get people emotional about whatever subject it is the soundtrack to. Fucking great, nearly makes me want to get a Wii, surprisingly.
“Hey Cheeburga, I think it’s safe to say you owe your girlfriend and...”
“One of the questions of 1 v 100 just now was what CES stood for. 44000 out of...”
“Everytime Top Gear does a show in another country, it always makes me want to go...”
psychejive:
i also received the twilight series from my brother for christmas. i’ve almost finished the 1st book. it’s a little embarrassing but i see it as a positive that i’m able to read again.
stop. just fucking stop.
“Hey Lemon, does it piss you off that some white girl stole your first name and...”
kylekinane:
Let’s be honest—the Third Reich’s intentions were heinous but their graphic design was impeccable.
“Fuck you tampon tears. fuck you. yes i blocked you.”
Sinterklass?
charliesuh:
My coworker and I were discussing Christmas and it’s origins for a bit and of course it ended up with us reading a ton on Wikipedia (I <3 Wiki).
Anyway, some of this might be common knowledge, I always knew Santa Claus was a cartoonist/advertiser rendition of the Saint Nicholas (Sinterklass), but I never knew he actually was a giver of gifts and kept a good/bad list of children...
“One of the possible answers for 1 v 100 live was goatse. Jesus christ, this show...”
formspring is the "farmville" of tumblr
iwillchangethislater:
prove me wrong.
truth.
formspring.fu
Hey Ron, when you gonna stop indulging your fucking ego? We get it, you make funnies (sometimes, definitely not all the time).
“Any British women want a poke? Ladies? Ladies?….Gentlemen?”
“Merry Christmas ya’ll! And if you’re Jewish, knock that shit off.”
Something historic and unexpected just happened.
At 3:37 am, MTV played a music video. It was 1901 by Phoenix.
:o
I consider my nair'd ass a success. →
Things you'll never hear, but would be amazing if...
What’s a nigga gotta do to get a motha fuckin’ shiksa around here!?
“I’m blown away the title to that fat black girl movie is actually...”
Transylmania breaks first week gross records
Shitty spoof movie Transylmania actually broke a record this past weekend. In it’s opening weekend, the movie grossed only $274,000, which is even more pathetic when you take into account it opened on over 1000 screens this weekend. That’s an average of less than $280 a theater. (source)
For a better understanding of how fucking nuts that is, Jason Reitman’s latest film, the...
I'm so fucking sick of everyone selling out....
cheeburga:
r4unchy:
If you even have the slightest thought that one day, in your entire life, you’re going to sell out, don’t fucking claim.
I’m so aggravated right now.
This bothers the hell out of me that you get so bent out of shape over a label for life choices. It’s someone choice to do drugs in the first place, it’s someone’s choice to stop abusing illegal, and non-illegal substances,...
A quick word to fat girls on Youtube concerning...
New Moon, while still No. 1 for the second week in the row at the box office, had a nearly 72% fall in ticket sales from last week to this week. All the hype and Hot Topic gift cards on earth could ever help push that shitty movie to get any more milestones in the box office a la Dark Knight and Harry Potter.
Watchjonahray:
THE BERRY/AGEE EXPERIMENT
MATT BERRY (Darkplace, AD/BC) and STEVE AGEE (the sarah silverman programme and DEPRESSION)
