January 2011
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Reflections of the New Year
Man, 2010. That shit was weird, right?
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Dec 30th
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Get ready to hate yourself, the world
This is the disgusting tattoo on the disgusting stomach of the disgusting Amber Portwood, that annoying bitch from MTV’s Teen Mom who was arrested and lost custody of her daughter this year because of domestic abuse against the father of her daughter, the pillsbury dough boy. (I don’t know or care what his real name is.) How can an annoying cunt like that afford a tattoo that...
Dec 30th
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Joe Mande: 110 Things New Yorkers Talked About in... →
joemande: From the New York Times: Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza A-Rod Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza It’s…
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“Wow ur very pretty ur perfect for me i am looking for a asian gurlfriend i never...”
– via my MySpace. (I sign on in god knows how long to this? Pure entertainment!) Note from Tazar: LOOK, I THINK YR REALLY SWEET. WHY WONT YOU JUST RECIPROCATE MY LOVE.
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“After blowing a load out on a girls chest, is it considered proper etiquette to...”
Dec 29th
Who needs porn when you can just tag search...
TOO MANY GAY DUDES AND FAT CHIX GO AWAY
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All 5 seasons of The Kids in the Hall are coming...
Yes, I get to watch the “running faggot” sketch again.
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kylekinane: Meatloaf roadie said touring Europe and Australia were great, but the US was no good. I said, “Two Out Of Three Ain’t Bad.” He didn’t laugh.
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jeffrubinjeffrubin: I’ve been watching old episodes of The Larry Sanders Show from the early 90’s. If possible, Jeffrey Tambor is funnier here than he was on Arrested Development. I did a double-take when I heard him say this line.
Dec 26th
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Beatles, Gorillaz, and Yeasayer
all fucking day…maybe some DMST.
Dec 26th
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 logandavis replied to your photo:And also, just because I can.  GPOY-Christmas… Has anyone ever told you that you look like Dom Deluise? That’s the best compliment I’ve ever received.
Dec 26th
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“In Chilicothe, OH it’s hard to tell if it’s snow falling from the...”
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Misunderstanding of religious high holidays are...
me: so how is hannnnuuunnnunkah
Devin: jootastic, its been over for weeks
me: so...dreidels or...cake?
Devin: latkas sucka
me: i thought that was andy kaufman's character on taxi
Dec 25th
That awkward moment when santa comes and you're...
Note from Tazar: 1) Why are you fucking Santa? 2) Is he really that boring at it?
Dec 25th
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“ODing on homemade tortilla soup and cheese spread in a ball right now.”
Dec 25th
Listenboringoldraphael: Christmas at the Fortress of...
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