January 2011
Gallagher walks off WTF with Marc Maron podcast. →
liezlwashere:
“That didn…well, maybe it really went well. I don’t know, but I’m certainly not chasing after him.” - MarcMaron
(via saturdaynightlive)
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“#myfirstcar was a 4 dr 1992 pontiac grand am; which I barrell-rolled twice into...”
– Note from Ron: I wonder if Top Gear is A. Aware that they are getting trolled and B. Know that Tumblr and Twitter are different things. When will companies with “social media experts” learn that simply adding an auto-post feature from one thing to the next annoys most users. The users who don’t...
Watchmattbraunger:
This is the promo for “Mashup,” the new show I’m doing stand-up on. Jordan, the director, literally got shot with a paint gun for this (he’s the one with a TV for a head). For months I was making him show his horrible bruises at parties. Months.
Also, this is the coolest thing you will see all day.
This is awesome. Can’t wait to see the show.
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“You can find me under my DJ name, DJ Oriental Immigrant. Because I lay down...”
– Bobby Bottleservice
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WatchYet another awesome Digital Short from SNL. Props for inclusion of both John Waters and Nicki Minaj.
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wait theres a fifth season of skins in the uk?
Please for christ’s sake tell me that everyone from season 3 was slowly murdered in season 4 one by one.
kif:
Kendrick Lamar - Look Out For Detox
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Marijuana & Led Zepplin time!
whateveryoucallit:
fixed.
double fixed.
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pygmy asked: How is your day going tazr?
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I'm bored. Ask me something. Or send tasteful... →
I’m down for both, really.
you really bring down the buzz of tumblr, kif.
ok internet, im awake. make me laugh.
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would it be considered in poor taste to start...
Controversy = page views, amirite?
Quick impressions of Kevin Smith's Too Fat for 40
He came out and told a quick story, then said it was going to be a Q&A session like always, but he’ll be quick with the stories to get as many questions in as possible. That was 10 minutes into the show.
I’m currently an hour and 15 minutes in, and he’s still answering the first question. There’s 40 minutes left.
kylekinane:
I farted so much on this flight I think I altered the cabin pressure. That was excessive even by my standards. Christ.
Maybe you should just stop
You have a single serving Tumblog, and every single thing you post is a reblog of another single serving Tumblog that is the exact same concept as yours.
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So Top Gear has a Tumblr
Me yesterday at about 3 o’ clock when I found out: Oh damn, that’s pretty awesome, instant follow!
Me today at about 1 o’ clock: OK Top Gear blog, we get it. People have first car stories. This is getting pretty fucking annoying. Instant unfollow.
We know you’re new, we know you want to build a community or some shit, but here’s the kicker: YOU’RE...
:D: Trying for an all female Assassins guild →
sydust:
Accidentally recruited a dude. Sent him on a 5/5 mission at level one. There was a 4% chance of success.
Motherfucker lived. I almost didn’t try to kill him again because he was such a badass.
Too bad I wanted all ladies. He didn’t survive the odds of 11% on his next mission.
I now have nine…
I had more women in my Assassin ranks then men.
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