justin:

markcoatney:

New MySpace. Hmm. What do y’all think?

MySpace is such a strange brand. It’s like a crazy ex-girlfriend who you broke up with a long time ago but keeps working out and getting plastic surgery - and you’re like, yeah, I suppose you sort of look better, but you were still crazy back then and I’m not gonna forget that anytime soon, but I will at least go to lunch with you.

The first 10 minutes will be nice, but then she’ll start talking about all the birds she owns and then you’re like “ok yeah I gotta go” - but by then she’ll have your contact info and you know you gotta deal with another 6 months of nagging until she finally gets the hint.

MySpace. 

So the new Myspace is the bastard child of Windows 8 and Tumblr.

So innovative.