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me: why dont more female singers i want to have sex with make videos like this?
Tampon: because there is only room for one whore in the music biz at a time and katy perry is on top
me: of my DICK
Tampon: her vag is like the grand canyon. its huge and any jackass with a mobile home can go there
me: her vagina is like space. constantly expanding
Tampon: her vagina is like a rain forest, wet year round and home to millions of forms of life
me: her vagina is like richard jenkins. its been in a lot of things you recognize, but never leaves a very lasting impression
Tampon: hahaa
tagged as: the last one will require IMDB. I like to use obscure references. ask laura.
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