So do any of you remember those Cosby Shows from the 1980s? The ones that were just put out on DVD a few years ago? Well, there is one that was unreleased to even the most avid classic Huxtable fans. According to sources, it’s nothing special. It’s just a continuous jazz  loop (like most episodes) of cliff and rudy dancing past 6 dizzy gillespie records that goes on for two or three minutes before fading out. Unlike the jazzy tunes put in though, the song on this episode was not a dizzy gillespie at all, just a constant terrible electro beat and an autotuned voice for a minute and a half before going to white noise for the remainder of the film. It wasn’t the loving be-sweatered cliff we’ve come to love either, cliff wasn’t eating a gigantic submarine sandwich, not even plugging kodak or jello, just kind of walking as if you or I were walking, with a normal facial expression, but for some reason his head tilted side to side as he kept this dismal look. Up until a year or two ago, everyone believed that after it cut to black and that was it. When Katt Williams was reviewing the episode to be put in the complete series, he decided it was too junk to be on the DVD, but wanted to have a digital copy due to the fact that it was a creation of Cosby. When he had a digitized version up on his computer to look at the file, he noticed something.

The episode was 287 hours long.

After it cut to black, it stayed like that until the 97th hour, before going back into cliff and rudy jive talkin. The sound was different this time. It was urban sounding. It wasn’t a safe-sounding white/black language, but more like an episode of the PJ’s. As the ebonics got more indistinguishable and loud over the next 53 hours, the picture began to get weird. The safe new york house started to turn into a deeeluxe apartment in the skyyy. And the loving face of the Cos was slowly curling into an angry, lighter black skin. On the 168th hour, the ebonics turned into a bloodcurdling snoop dogg speak (the kind of snoop dogg speak that had words ending in “-izzle”) and the picture was getting more 70s blaxploitation. Colors were making jive jokes at the expense of uppity white british men. Cosby’s face began to fall apart. his hair blossomed out into an afro/baldspot combo, and his angry brow was unfurled whenever he uttered the word “Wheezy”. The deluxe apartment became very 70s looking and the music changed from jazz to 70s soul music, a few notes seeming inconceivable with what we, as white folk, know about funk and music and all that other stuff. Katt Williams got hungry and left the room, sending a bodyguard to finish the video and take notes of everything happening up until the last 12 hours, and afterward immediately store the disc of the episode into the vault. This crude parody of a stupid 4chan joke lasted until I got really tired of trying to make it make sense, and then i abruptly