Rottweiler: Hey there, Mr. Stumpyfeet. Haha, your legs are so short. How do you even run with those things.
Rottweiler: I’m a Rottweiler. One of the most feared dogs on the planet. Give me your kibble money and I won’t have to mess you up.
Rottweiler: Are you deaf, Stumpyfeet? Do those massive ears not work properly? I said give me your money, bitch.
Corgi: Man, I’m tired. *yawn* I think I’ll have a seat.
Rottweiler: I’m not going to ask agai…
Rottweiler: OMG DON’T KILL ME I WANT TO LIVE!
Captain Stumpyfeet for the win!
Is there anything corgis can’t do?