I just watched the first episode of “The Pauly D Project” (fuck you), and at one point, Pauly is talking to his manager on the phone, and he says “I just got off the phone with George Bluth from the Palms in Las Vegas…”

At this point, I stopped the show and headed to google. After searching well over the first page of google for “George Bluth Palms Casino,” I found no evidence of anyone working at the Palms in Vegas with the name George Bluth.

So, either MTV is just making shit up for their “reality” shows, and someone is a really big fan of Arrested Development on their end, or George Bluth is a really real person and is now running the Palms under an assumed name.

Every restaurant in New Jersey is god awful.

If you want me to buy your next game that features the ability to create my own characters, here are the parameters you must meet.

• I should be able to make Blankman.

That’s all.